Customers' Epic experiences

…bloody hell! It's damn Epic! I think it could cure impotence, world wars and all sorts of other ills.

It should be written into the constitution that Episk massage is a human right once a month! - I'll definitely be coming back.

Absolutely fantastic experience. Thank you for one of the best experiences I've had to date.

Thanks for a super treatment. Have never experienced anything so life-giving and pleasant.

Had completely forgotten about the after-effect, wauuuw is all I can say :) A whole day where my mood is just sky-high, joy and love bubbling over, feel like doing all sorts of things. That thing really does something that goes way beyond an ejaculation, the good experience just roars along at full power for the rest of the day <3 it's so fantastic.

I'd like to stress that, despite my advanced age, it was the high point of everything I have tried in my life when it comes to massage.

A life without epic massage is no life. So 100% certain that I'll be coming back.

It's without a doubt the best thing I've ever tried, thank you

Thank you so much for the absolutely fantastic and very uplifting treatment. I was flying all the way home.

I have never tried anything like it. Discovered completely new things in my body. Fantastic experience.

I have tried everything. This was simply the best I have experienced.

It was just so lovely, so lovely, and wow did I enjoy it. Thank you for a fantastic experience.

After 8 hours I was myself again. Fantastic experience. Have never experienced anything better.

Episk Massage is better than sex. Full stop.

Thank you for an insanely good experience.

It's definitely an experience everyone should try at least once

1000 thanks for a wildly intense experience! Sitting here and everything is spinning and just feels fantastic. And for some reason I feel like getting cosy with my girlfriend.

Want to say thank you so much once again for a truly out-of-body experience.

I've just had this lovely smile on my face all day and keep thinking 'what just happened there, but gosh that was awesome', great to have in my head.

Once again thank you for a lovely treatment and experience. Had the wildest feeling in my body for many hours afterwards..! :) the chat afterwards was super nice too! Lovely personality and presence, so would definitely like to visit you again.

Thank you for a super lovely session, which I enjoyed through and through and which moved several stones for me. Great that you helped me and made me aware of things I didn't immediately think possible, being able to come several times but definitely also the internal orgasm, which was spot on. To think that it's possible with someone I've only just met.

I felt at one with the universe.

I haven't been able to get an erection for 3 years and have tried everything. It worked the very first time I tried Episk Massage. It was/is absolutely fantastic.

After just one treatment I could already feel a big difference when I had sex afterwards. I could last longer and the orgasm was much bigger than normal. It works absolutely fantastically.

It's incredible. Now that I've tried Episk Massage, I don't want any more normal orgasms.

Afterwards I had sex with my wife and I thought I was going to come, and my head started to become sort of electrified - to tingle. Like little sparks inside, quivering little things going up the back of my neck, quite gently. It started darting back and forth in my head. And I almost thought I was going to get dizzy - it was so good. And I thought: "If this keeps going I'll take off soon!" It lasted at least a minute. It was a long orgasm. Just tingling, prickling, tingling. It would go away and then come back. Everything in my body was ringing like a bell.

I didn't know an orgasm could be so big and fantastic. Thank you.

The orgasm wasn't localised in my genitals. My whole body started to vibrate. And I thought: "Okay, I don't know what's going on here??" And at first I was a bit uneasy, but it felt good, so I just relaxed and let it happen.

The whole body is much more relaxed, especially at the moment of orgasm.

I'm absolutely crazy about it

I'm filled with great gratitude. It truly gave me nothing less than a heavenly experience

The feeling of an Epic orgasm is more subtle, complete, satisfying. The whole process isn't a feeling of a short explosion, but of a longer and slower implosion. I don't feel empty afterwards, which is easy to understand, because with an explosion something leaves your body, but with an implosion the orgasm is still inside you. There is still a deep satisfaction on the physical, emotional and spiritual level, which sometimes stays for hours, sometimes for several days.

I now feel that the orgasms I used to have can be described as having been on a six-second roller coaster ride in Tivoli! After queuing for two hours.